Bathroom boyfriend

When she finally responds to you for 5-10 min and then is too busy to chat for the next hour or two.

Damn. I must be the bathroom boyfriend, she's always too busy to talk!

by Damishi October 19, 2019

school bathrooms

Its a nightmare in there

In the guys bathrooms, the walls are covered in shit and on rare occasions, condoms and for some reason every vaping thug in the school huddles up in the bathroom to create the biggest vape cloud you could ever Imagine, suffocating you in a wave of citrusy minty Chocolate

In the girls bathrooms all the popular cheeto girls huddle up in the SINK making it impossible to wash you hands and they also always give you crude stares like what the fuck did i ever do to you, bitch?

Person:Bro the school bathrooms smell like death

by StereotypicalSarah August 20, 2023

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese girl in her grandmas bathroom

He was a victim of the grandmas bathroom

by 1dk123456789 October 23, 2025

bathroom bust

When a small child, usually about 3 years old or so, comes into your bathroom while you are in it unexpectedly.
This behaviour is usually seen in spoiled kids.

I was the victim of a bathroom bust.

by manoftheweirdwords September 7, 2024

bathroom class

when kids new to middle school add class to everything

Person 1: Oh mah god i am getting late for locker class
Person 2: I'm getting late for BATHROOM CLASS

by PAPER MACHE December 11, 2019

Bathroom guy

A content creator making videos from his bathroom.

This bathroom can be located at their parents house, a public place or an undisclosed location meant to be kept a secret.

It is important the creator has the signature tile-shaped background on his webcam + refuses to invest his earnings into a green screen.

Being called bathroom guy is an honor only very few in this world can achieve, treat it as a compliment rather than an insult.

OMG! I got bathroom guy in my game…guys I think we loose this one

by NotBGDanger July 11, 2023

Higher than bathroom chicken

A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.

Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.

by Two-handed anaconda October 20, 2025