Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.
Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."
by MaybeOodles October 09, 2022
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Wilfredo Mundo Quinones Is Mia Winters <&>AndA<&. Zoey Baker From Capcom's Resident Evil VII: Biohazard
Wilfredo Mundo Quinones Is Mia Winters <&>AndA<&. Zoey Baker From Capcom's Resident Evil VII: Biohazard
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The Baker

The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.
Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.
by January 08, 2025
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Makaylea Baker

a pop yo ass if u mess with her type of gal
tough as shit and if she was a guy she would have a dick twice the size than these fuckers
"wow Makaylea Baker, a fucking queen this bitch is gang gang yeeeesh"
by yoooooop April 12, 2021
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Kayla Baker

Two words commonly associated with a woman who takes everyone’s male significant other.
Watch your man around Kayla Baker”
by mskivy.2 June 04, 2023
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Baker L Saturday

Noun:1)The only human being in the world that you must never fuck with.
2)The baddest bitch to ever do it.
You can try them all, but don't get on Baker L Saturday's bad side.
by Katherine Altengorimo November 23, 2021
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Chris Baker

Our first night was perfect. We watched my favorite movie. We talked in your car forever. You took me to my favorite place. You kissed me there. You took me to the beach at night. And then we went back to my place and you left at 6am. Everything was perfect that night. I wish it stayed that way but it didnt. You put on a show for me that night then I put on one for you. I tested you to see how you would treat me if I had nothing and you left a hole in my heart where I tattooed the memories I had of you.
by Josd1999 November 22, 2019
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