national ask your crush out day

You have to ask your crush 🥰 out she might say yes but if she says no its okay

August 29th National ask your crush out day

by Devin hairston August 27, 2022

Did I ask?

One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.

Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

national send someone who askes a nude day

if someone send you this definition on the 29 of may you have to send him as many nudes as he wants

friend 1 hey its national send someone who askes a nude day
friend 2 oh dame how many do you want
friend 1 10

by jackalob May 28, 2020

national ask Duia out Day

on may 16th is ask Duia out Day.
So if you know a Duia ask her on the 16th may out.

You: hey duia!
Duia: hey you.
You. I wanna ask you out today cuz it's national ask Duia out Day!!
Duia: yeah sure:))

by afuckingpussy October 28, 2020

National ask your crush out

September 15

National ask your crush out day is today

Okay then tell her

by Jedudod September 14, 2021

Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.

Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”

by Ominous 01 May 11, 2024

who asked

A weird insult that people use that completely contradicts itself

My grandma died 😭
Who?
My grandma😭😭😭
No, who as in who asked

by Vortex49 March 16, 2023