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Ben Alexander

Has a decent jaw line but usually his penis size averages between 1-4 inches
Person 1:Omg are you dating Ben Alexander

Person 2: yeahhhh, he’s got an amazing jaw line but don’t please me in bed
by Imarenger October 18, 2019
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alexander

twink. short, thin, only wearing hoodies, has had atleast 1 or more of these following "phases":
hamilton, my little pony, fnaf, creepypasta, heathers, or creepy gay art kid
has too many memes for too many situations, you should worry about if any of them have actually happened to him.
mommy issues.

always only drawing. no school work.
person 1 : have you seen alexander's drawings?
person 2 : yeah, they're really good for his age!
person 1 : i wanna watch how he's done it!!
by garden carpet March 22, 2022
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Alexander

Alexander is, typically, the hottest, sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Cultured, kind, caring, considerate, and well humored, Alexander is a jack of all trades (even knows a dance or two). Most of these rare breeds originate from a small town in Austria called Innsbruck. They tend to be around 22 years of age, with most born on February 17th. Once you meet an Alexander, your life will never be the same. Oh, and also Alexander’s manage to be on the cover of GQ’s Sexiest Men Alive Cover every year, without fail.
Alexander is the hottest emu ever!
by schnuckiputzi November 29, 2020
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Alexander Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton: Alexander Hamilton...My name is Alexander Hamilton
by theblueytimes February 1, 2025
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Alexander M "doing an alexander M"

alexander m or "doing an alexander" is the definition of snorthing lines of cocaine off male genitalia while getting fingered from behind. you often come a cross this situation when you see a used junkie almost always indian trying to get into clubs or getting free drugs from a dealer by offering to suck his genitalia and after snorthing coke of it
Alexander M "doing an alexander M" maiiin please let me in imma Alexander m you handsome"
"yo im tryna get a g, can i pay you with an Alexander m?"
by shadowdagger3000 September 6, 2021
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Alexander effect

When you're super gay
He was the embodiment of the Alexander effect
by TheGreatHaroldino April 24, 2024
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chase alexander

a very very homosexual human being having the tiniest baws of all mankind
denise: man, chase Alexander literally has the tiniest baws ever\
connor: yah gay af too
by bonnor69420xDlol July 3, 2020
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