Joint

Joint

John went out to smoke a joint

by Joaooo111111 June 1, 2020

Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff

"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"

by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020

sclimbus joint

A bone in your wrist that can break easily.

"I sprained my sclimbus joint back in march and it hasn’t been the same since...."

by OfficialObamaGaming August 1, 2020

Slope joint

Racist term for a Chinese restaurant

I'm gonna hit up that new slope joint for lunch, heard their rangoons are amazing

by Harry Moe Lester September 18, 2020

piss joint

1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.

2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.

3. A bathroom.

The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.

(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"

"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."

"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"

"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.

by Shakesfear October 20, 2012

Bumb joint

Phrase used in DC to describe an ugly, whack, or bama ass girl or boy.

Girl you ain't like that, bitch you a bumb joint.

by uptdc4life August 26, 2013

joint change account

When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.

"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."

by libidinouslogophilia September 23, 2013