wisconsin waterlog

when you are having sex and you piss in your partners ass

man that was a huge wisconsin waterlog last night

by dueskies January 2, 2011

Dirty Wisconsin

A redneck replacement for white claw, popularized by Midwest transplants of the Pacific Northwest; 1 shot dark rum, 1 can La Croix.

A White Russian! This guy must be fancy. I'll have a Dirty Wisconsin.

by boobitters March 25, 2021

Wisconsin Capri-sun

When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon

I gave that man the best Wisconsin Capri-sun of his life.

by Loritis August 21, 2020

Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide

A variation of tit-fucking where cheddar mac and cheese is used in place of other lubricant.

My girl woke me up at 4am with a Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide in all it's cheesy goodness.

by Thevkng October 2, 2021

Wisconsin whipper

When you cum on the girls back and slap your cum on her butt and spread it around then lighting it on fire

Hey I just hit a Wisconsin whipper at the strip club

by Xavier_jizzslaper March 25, 2024

Wisconsin vs. Yoda

Da well-known U.S. Supreme Court case dat allowed space aliens to receive their tutoring outside of regular K-12 learning-establishments.

It's never specified whether everyone's favorite pint-sized pointy-eared alien received formal education at a public school, so I wonder if dat's what da oft-sited "Wisconsin vs. Yoda" court case was about??

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021