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the speedy hunter

Definition: The speedy hunter refers to the act of asking a girl if she is down to party after telling her your down. This is immediatly followed by taking either a condom (new or used) or the condom box and chucking it at the floor by her feet or right past her head.
"Man, she slapped me right after I tried using the speedy hunter on her"
by king nacho March 5, 2005
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hunter surprise

A hunter surprise is when two hunters meet up in a log cabin and shove their rifles up the other's ass.
Adam and Cofie were planning on doing a hunter surprise on the camping trip.
by Greeeeeg August 10, 2015
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Hunter Jazbec

The most annoying person you’ll ever meet he brags the most out of all of ur friend and u mom gay
by Skskskskskskskskssksksksksksks September 8, 2019
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Eyeless Hunter

A direct deviation from the popular term troll.

An Eyeless Hunter is an individual who stalks forum boards, looking for threads to derail, and to boost their own ego.

Derived from;

Eyeless: crude comparison to being an internet figure, and not a physical being, therefore having no eyes.

Hunter: one who follows prey around, looking for the opportune time to strike.
Tim: I had this wonderful thread going.

Sue: What happened to it?

Tim: An Eyeless Hunter came along and ruined everything.
by RewindHoodie January 24, 2010
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Truffle hunter

One who eats ass with particular vigor.
"Think she'll eat ass?" "Yeah, dude. She gets in snout deep; she's a total truffle hunter."
by dainty dutchess March 9, 2011
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Hunter Gabriel

A super retarded raccoon... she usually has to eat trash from behind a hh gregg
one time she owned a pbs (pavement broadcasting system) show called this old box
he got 0 views so he took matters into his own hands, and made another account to view it on
all in all he is a bowl-cut havin' ass retard who is a wannabe basketball player.
Hunter gabriel was in the trash last night, so i shot his lil ass...
by bigthumper9ine6ixty November 20, 2017
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brownie hunter

One who tries to take anal sex by surprise. They may sneak up behind one and "chase the brownie up yo fudge hole"
That dude looks like a brownie hunter, dont let him near your ass.

if you drop the soap, dont bend over THAT way, that guy looks like a brownie hunter
by naota172 February 13, 2007
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