walmart milf

a MILF who looks like she shops in the maternity section at walmart. exterior look is preferably a big, chunky white woman.

that lady taking iggy for a walk in the parking lot sure looks like a walmart milf.

by $uper $pooky January 17, 2019

Walmart Weed

Really shitty weed which is often mostly shake.

C'mon bro are you really charging me $15 for a gram of Walmart Weed?

by mcmillerg January 27, 2019

Walmort

A reference to family guys mort goldman pharmacy goldmans pharmacy as a joke on Jewish like of money

God dammit this place is such a walmort

by Not Liam walenius February 8, 2019

WALMART

The best place on earth is Walmart

Walmart is the best

by Conodo March 20, 2019

Walmart Photographer

A Walmart Photographer is a person who buys a beginner DSLR camera (Canon, Nikon, Sony, etc...) from Walmart, Best Buy, Amazon, etc... and calls themselves a professional photographer with the lack of talent.

Karen: DM me for photography rates!

A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?

Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)

A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"

by CSM_Hooah June 3, 2019

Walmart

A store were you can see a guy strangling a cat with waffles.

Yesterday I saw 2 chickens fighting in Walmart.

by FPG1321 September 30, 2019

Walmart

Ikea doesn't like walmart
But lmao

Walmart is a store that doesn't exist in every place lmao

Ikea : walmart u suck man, ikea is better than walmart

Walmart : waht, das n 0t truuuuu

by yes, it's garbage trash can :) October 17, 2019