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National walk around in a towel day

January second. National walk around in a towel day.
Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.
by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 2, 2023
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Towel waiting

When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body
"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."

I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.
by Myfunwordsusedalot July 5, 2021
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Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
by De Queen May 17, 2023
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Towel spit

by Dr shart March 8, 2022
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Damp Towels

Towels that were made damp by any means (ejaculation, drying your hair, whichevers best for you)
1) JOHNATHON WHY ARE THERE DAMP TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM???

UH I DON'T KNOW MOM MAYBE I EJACULATED ON THEM

2) i made some damp towels last night after drying my hair
by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019
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towel juice

After several people eat taco bell and let it simmer for 15 min causing extreme bowel movements and then perform a circle jerk interpretation on a towel. Afterwards they twist it to create a potent extraction that the then proceed to save in jars and save for later use.
I would go out and watch the new Brendan Frazier flick but I need to go buy more storage for my Mason jar collection of towel juice.
by Squirting burt October 22, 2015
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Plab Towel

To wipe your ass onto a towel frequently used by someone.
"Ew, your cloth has the stench of a plab towel!"
by godkre666 June 20, 2022
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