God

Sus/Imposter
God is sus because he's always sitting in security and watching everyone through cams(even when you're naked) .

God is the imposter, God is sus sitting on cams watching us jerk off.

by Cutiepie Amish November 16, 2020

God

All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.

Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.

"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"

"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."

by garcalej February 1, 2019

god

Joshua Hong

No further explanation is needed

"god is definitely a man and his name is Joshua Hong - user KIHYUNCOOCHIE on twitter"

by Coochielick3r69 October 4, 2019

God

Every thing

Wow that looks like gods doing

by Idk0592 August 6, 2017

God

A being that Vapes to create what humans call "clouds" or "fog". Strong stoner type that creates wild ass things.

Mason: how are clouds made?
Mom: God vaping son. He is the VAPE GOD.
Mason: what if there are no clouds out?
Mom: God's got one hella of a nicotine buzz

by Kidrain97 October 17, 2018

God

Chuck Norris:
1. Brought light.
2. Brought life.
3. Brought a roundhouse kick to the face.

None needed. It's Chuck Norris. GOD.

by Grind Graves January 4, 2008

God

The Creator of Earth, Life, and everything we know.

I go to church to worship God, and after that, i had a Daft Punk concert to go to.

by Bri(:]) December 25, 2007