lid chipped

Another term for getting a haircut.

Hey man, you know a good place to get my lid chipped?

by JoBonBon July 31, 2017

Chip Twin

When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.

1.

Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."

Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"

Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."

2.

Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"

Chip twin: "We're twins."

Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "We are twins."

Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "You're an asshole."

*Twins walk away*

Guy: "What did I say?"

*Guy 2 walks up*

Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."

by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014

Fresh Chips

Phrase to express satisfaction or contentment with a person/place/thing/situation/decision/action.

Bob, that call was fresh chips.

Dude, my new car is totally fresh chips!

That was fresh chips when you decked that guido at the bar.

by oweng84 January 26, 2011

Chip crave

When one wakes up in the morning with no desire to eat a real breakfast, instead all he/she wants to do is eat chips such as nachos, potato chips and doritos.

"Hey Frank, your not going to believe this, but I woke up this morning and ate 6 bags of Doritos. It was a massive chip crave!

by Iced Russian August 23, 2011

chip syndrome

Adj. - Definition of an annoying child who won't stop talking or is trying to be cute.

Little Richie on Dick Van Dyke has the most chip syndrome I have ever seen.

Chip (Little tea cup) on Beauty & The Beast truly defines chip syndrome.

by smazzucco88 December 10, 2009

Kickin Chips

Can refer to doing drugs, having sex or any activities that is pleasurable

As soon as I get home from work, I'm kickin chips

by Dr.Feelin2Good November 15, 2017

Shit Chips

Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.

I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.

by Shaymer December 26, 2017