Dick Virus

The virus that kills all men

God I wish dick virus was real.

by #kamdfree January 15, 2022

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Virus

A type of disease which science still doesn’t know if it's alive or not since it relies on a host's cells to reproduce by injecting its genetic code into the cell, forcing it to make copies of the virus untill is bursts open like, and I quote Kurzgezagt here: a mouse going into you and using your guts,bones and organs to make a mouse factory which will make mice untill you body is ruptured, the mice are released and you are now on the ground slowly fading away, drifting off to death.

"Hey, i'm not feeling to well, I think iI might have a virus"
"Ok, make sure you quarantine incase its that new one"
"Ok"

by qwertyuiopasdffghjjklzxcvbnm December 6, 2021

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Rape Buttsex 42069 Punjab No Virus

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Tom was curious what the term “Rape Buttsex 42069 punjab no virus”, was, but was shocked with his findings when searched.

by Rockoutcokout December 8, 2021

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pekak virus

pekak virus is when you have trouble hearing properly. this virus can spread from one person to another although it is not serious, safety measures need to be taken. it is most commonly found in west malaysia.

"did you get the pekak virus??"
"OH MY GOD!! i think i did!!!"
"STAY SAFE!!!!!"

by minhoism December 14, 2021

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