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Jacker Jacket

Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020
mugGet the Jacker Jacketmug.

big jacket smith

The town rapist

Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time
Friend: what'd they call you?

You: Big Jacket Smith
Friend: why?

You: I rape people
by Spooper Scrungo IV October 23, 2023
mugGet the big jacket smithmug.

Cold Jacket

Take a bunch of cold medicine and try to jerk off
I had the sniffles last week so I took some dayquil and had myself a cold jacket
by nobodywhomatters December 6, 2023
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Skin Jacket

A thin pliable membrane found in meat or plant based foods, discussed by Laura’s father, to contain, protect, and preserve “meat food”.
“Some of the most disgusting flavored hot dogs ever, have no skin jackets, unlink Tiffanie’s hometown, Johnsonville brats.
by Hermit nerd April 28, 2022
mugGet the Skin Jacketmug.

Jacket

Jamaican slang for when a girl gets pregnant for one man, but then gives the baby to another man. The reason why they call it "jacket" is because the level of comfort he feels from accepting another man's child can be compared to the comfort one gets from wearing a jacket, suggesting that he has no idea he's just been duped. It has been culturally engrained in the psyche of the Jamaican people that "jacket" is a lighthearted topic, and one deserving the ridicule of the public, often at the expense of the man receiving the jacket. It is very common to assume that if a light-skinned baby is born to two dark-skinned parents, that the baby must then be a jacket.
Sami gave Austin a jacket by getting pregnant for Lucas, then passing baby Will off as Austin's son.
by Frank and Upfront October 13, 2021
mugGet the Jacketmug.

jacket purgatory

When the temp tyre is just cold enough that it needs a jacket, but you become too hot when you put it on. Thus begins the cycles of taking the jacket on and off to remain comfortable
It's cold in here, but not that cold, and I don't want to get stuck in jacket purgatory
by Cackfist January 4, 2016
mugGet the jacket purgatorymug.

Gaff Jacket

Dressing gown you wear, walking around and sitting in your gaff.
Im gonna get back to my gaff, put kettle on for a brew and get my gaff jacket on.
by Amy Mcshag December 31, 2021
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