Chip crave

When one wakes up in the morning with no desire to eat a real breakfast, instead all he/she wants to do is eat chips such as nachos, potato chips and doritos.

"Hey Frank, your not going to believe this, but I woke up this morning and ate 6 bags of Doritos. It was a massive chip crave!

by Iced Russian August 23, 2011

Fish and Chip

When you shove a fish in a girls pussy, and then you proceed to eat the gooey fish juice and fish scales out of her pussy.

The scales are the chips.

"I gave Samantha a Fish and Chip last night, it tasted so good!"

by kyleriordan1234566 February 22, 2023

Puffer Chips

Like gifts in a box of Cracker Jacks, Puffer Chips are the treat in a bag of potato chips. Gently remove and devour the Puffer Chips when you open a new bag! Biting on a Puffer Chip releases an exhilarating puff of air straight from the factory as you bite down on this delicacy.

In a bag of potato chips, Puffer Chips are the subset of chips that have bubbles where the layer split in two....making those special chips an airy salty treat.

by LadyLyles March 14, 2020

Chip Twin

When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.

1.

Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."

Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"

Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."

2.

Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"

Chip twin: "We're twins."

Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "We are twins."

Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "You're an asshole."

*Twins walk away*

Guy: "What did I say?"

*Guy 2 walks up*

Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."

by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014

chip and a chair

All that a skilled player needs to win a poker game.

I put John all-in with my pocket aces. He called with three-nine offsuit and drew out on me, costing me nearly my entire stack. But I've still got a chip and a chair, and so I can still win, just like Jack Straus at the 1982 World Series of Poker.

by Sonicoed June 9, 2017

Chip Envy

The feeling you have when at the beach or pool upon seeing someone else with snacks and you have none.

I saw a little kid with a bag of Lay's BBQ and found myself having serious chip envy.

by littlewoz May 4, 2015

Bonus Chips

After purchasing and eating fast food, there are without fail chips/fries that have fallen out of their packet and into the bag, where they sit cold and alone until you have finished your takeaway.

These chips at the bottom of the paper bag that are left and only found at the very end of your meal are known as bonus chips.

"Result, I've still got bonus chips!"

by Lonely Cowboy May 17, 2012