Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

by Imnotameme January 18, 2018

Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017

Shrek

Shrek day is a day where we appreate the sexiness of shrek,go wish ur friends happy shrek day.

Hey joe,happy shrek day!
Happy shrek day to you too mat!

by Grimstudios October 14, 2021

Shrek

Shrek is an extremely pogger series of movies only true memers watch

“Yo dude did you watch the new Shrek movie?”

“SHREK 5 CAME OUT?!”

by Pogger_person April 11, 2021

shrek

THE SEXIEST THING ON EARTH

shrek: what are you doin in my swamp
donkey: your a sexy bastard you are

by d0ct0r p3n15 October 25, 2019

shrek

a verry sexy higher being who will save us all from the fatness of yourmum

wow your so hot and saved me your just like shrek

by i have alargeshlonglikeyourmom September 20, 2021

Shrek

The act of making a shrek face

his shrek was delicious

by bakonyvarimatthew August 5, 2019