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Chips ahoy

The cookies I got tired of once I ate 5.
by IHeartMickeyla December 3, 2022
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chip breaking

Chip Breaking: When a man tries to bust or diminish stuck on crap in the inside of a toilet when peeing.
This act is for some men is unavoidable. Some men will even try to avoid the so called chips.
Scenerio 1)
Freddy: dude I have to go do some chip breaking
Sam: chip breaking?
Freddy: yea bust of some crap

Scenerio2:
Guy 1: Damn I gave that toilet some of my best chip breaking
guy 2: Whys that?
Guy1: That toilet had some chips stuck that I penatrated with ease.
Guy2: So it been chip broken now?
Guy1: Sparkly as ever.
by The.Sniper July 1, 2018
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Bitch Chips

Chips that are for little bitches like my brother
"Here have some Bitch Chips, Steve. Cuz you're a bitch.
Steve"
by bones54 July 25, 2019
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Chip Twin

When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.

Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."

Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"

Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."

2.

Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"

Chip twin: "We're twins."

Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "We are twins."

Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "You're an asshole."

*Twins walk away*

Guy: "What did I say?"

*Guy 2 walks up*

Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014
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chip syndrome

Adj. - Definition of an annoying child who won't stop talking or is trying to be cute.
Little Richie on Dick Van Dyke has the most chip syndrome I have ever seen.

Chip (Little tea cup) on Beauty & The Beast truly defines chip syndrome.
by smazzucco88 December 10, 2009
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lid chipped

Another term for getting a haircut.
Hey man, you know a good place to get my lid chipped?
by JoBonBon July 31, 2017
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Chip crave

When one wakes up in the morning with no desire to eat a real breakfast, instead all he/she wants to do is eat chips such as nachos, potato chips and doritos.
"Hey Frank, your not going to believe this, but I woke up this morning and ate 6 bags of Doritos. It was a massive chip crave!
by Iced Russian August 23, 2011
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