spunk-a-dunk

A full on, skillful blow job starting from flaccid & continuing all the way up to & including ejaculation without breaking contact between penis & mouth or even temporarily substituting a hand or sex toy.
My boyfriend has been particularly awesome lately, really considerate, thoughtful & loving; so I started tonight's bedroom gymnastics with a spunk-a-dunk.
by QueenNobEd February 20, 2018
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Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.
"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."
by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021
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bulgarian spunk nugget

When your force your dog to blast his green load onto a McDonald’s chicken nugget and you eat it for your own pleasure.
I tried a bulgarian spunk nugget last night bro.
by Your dads meatballs June 04, 2020
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bulgarian spunk nugget

When your force your dog to blast his green load onto a McDonald’s chicken nugget and you eat it for your own pleasure.
I tried a bulgarian spunk nugget last night bro.
by Your dads meatballs June 04, 2020
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bulgarian spunk nugget

When your force your dog to blast his green load onto a McDonald’s chicken nugget and you eat it for your own pleasure.
I tried a bulgarian spunk nugget last night bro.
by Your dads meatballs June 04, 2020
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spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'
John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle
by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017
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Shits Spunk

A woman who constantly takes it in the shitter.
There’s shits spunk Barbara. Apparently she prolapsed on big daves dick.
by Shits Spunk October 08, 2018
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