Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"

Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)

by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024

Sheeting

The action of shitting and eating at the same time.

Sara sat on the toilet with her ham and cheese sandwich. 'There's nothing quite like sheeting' she thought to herself as she took a bite of her sandwich and pushed out a little turd. A look of peaceful contemplation crossed her face as she closed her eyes and slowly chewed.

by WangmasterFlash September 19, 2024

touching sheets

to describe (typically male) masturbation

send me a video of you touching sheets

by araaradesune July 6, 2023

Sheet

1. A layer of stuff on a bed
2. Stuff in your pants when you have Mexican food
3. Slang for shit

Holy sheet!

by TanksAlotYT June 12, 2019

5 sheet

A way of describing a £5 note for absolute geezers.

Oi Geezer you still owe me a 5 sheet from when we betting on the races last week

by Hugh Janus 3000 March 25, 2021

sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

Sheets

A very flexible word meaning "fucked up" or "broken". Originated from the saying "I need to hit sheets", and shortened to simply "Sheets".

Dude Bro: Bro I just funnelled a 2-6 of rum I'm sheets

Other Bro: My car over-heated doing burn-outs the other day it's sheets

Other Other Bro: Bro she's sheets, she's a four at best

by ItSaysINeedA"Handle"ToPost October 16, 2019