Like most of the definitions, Shane's are often very shy, have massive cocks, and have blue eyes. Shane's are not assholes as the Shane's I know are definitely not assholes. Shane's are often hella confused when it comes to the feelings of love, as Shane's are often single asf. Shane's are also into sports, video games, and candy. Shane's love candy. Shane's are often very tall and skinny, and very shy, with low self esteem. They often enjoy company, and they get sad when it doesn't come. Shane's also have a keen sense of fashion and a fire shoe game. Shane's are also pretty good golfers.
P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao
P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao
This nigga Shane dumb asf.
by lactoseballer March 18, 2021

i miss u so bad;( do you remember me? blue jeans song, happy birthday song that I made for you on your birthday on April 18, 2021, omg time feels faster than usual and every time I always think of you :) I hope you are fine i love u shanee💌
by shee mardiani April 10, 2022

by #GotEm March 27, 2020

Lanky ginger bastard who loves to give people a hard time for his own pleasure. He hides behind rules and regulations to portray his innocence, but deep down he is an unprofessional, evil control freak.
Ugh that Shane is such an emotional drain. I'm actually so sick of this shit, so is everyone else. Kill us all now.
by urban dictionary journalist December 20, 2021

A stupid chef who is still obsessed with Alyssa Johnson and he's really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can't see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he's so cool but really he just has a big toe and makes pasta
by Dudeilovedanhowell November 19, 2016
