Shane

Shane is a half retarded fuck nigga with a fucked up gum to teeth ratio who is also known as Lanky the Anonymous Lightskin

Shane: hi
Me: OMG I CAN HEAR YOUR GUMS!

by SHITSHAFT August 21, 2019

Shane nelson

Super sexy and hot

Person: did you see Shane Nelson
Person: yas

by Egg man 69696 June 8, 2022

Shane

A term used to identify someone who hates their birth name. This person typically likes purple SUVs, has 20 children (all girls) and smells decaying rabbit fecal matter.

Come on man... Don't be a freaking Shane, everyone knows your name is Chris.

by thefunkyfeelone August 29, 2019

Shane

An extremely kind boy, often average height with hazel eyes. If you ever meet a Shane, he'll be the nicest person you ever meet. Shane often has no self-worth, putting others before himself. Despite all his kindness, making a Shane mad is the most terrifying experience you'll have, as their anger will be unmatched. Shane often shows anyone and everything kindness, even over the smallest things, and will go to great lengths to make sure those he cares about are okay.

"OMG, Shane is SOO NICE!"
"I know, i just talked to him earlier!"

by Somerandogirl432 July 25, 2021

Shane

"He who carries the weight of the world; the one with eternal sadness"
- Joshua 10:13

"Shane; He who carries the weight of the world; the one with eternal sadness"

by Somerandogirl432 September 10, 2021

Shane DeVerse

He might not be the hottest man on earth unlike nicholas white but he is an absolute god in bed, he will rock your night like no other.

Man Shane DeVerse is fucking insane in bed like fuckkkkkkk I’m a little sore but I’m a good way yah know?

by Big tiddie boi April 23, 2020

Shane

The process of putting your choose on the wrong way on purpose and running a marathon.

"How'd he break his ankles?"
"Oh, he pulled a Shane"

by eggswithnosalt April 12, 2022