Ilene-sexual

When you are straight but you like ass and tits

'ay bro, are you sure you're straight'
'yea man, im ilene-sexual'
'the fuck is that man'
'its being straight but thinking dicks are sick'

by park jimin is bae April 01, 2021

sexual cardinality

Sexual Cardinality (Cardinality from set theory) is a word for the trait defining a person's numerical preference of romantic partners.

Sexual Cardinality is to {polyamorous, monogamous, asexual/aromantic} as Sexual Orientation is to {straight/gay/bisexual}

"What's your sexual orientation and sexual cardinality?"

Oh, I'm mostly straight and strictly polyamorous" or "I'm bisexual and monogamous"

by Eclias August 02, 2015

Bennett-Sexual

The sexual attraction to those with the last name Bennett.

David is Bennett-Sexual.

by Harocana July 12, 2022

sexually philanthropic

Attending to your sexual partner's needs like they are a starving Ethiopian child.

Butt stuff is very sexually philanthropic because it makes my boyfriend feel good, but I don't particularly enjoy it.

Sexual philanthropy is a great way to give back to the community.

by sexualjumanji December 21, 2016

Sexual Dialysis

Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.

You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.

by MissQueenT December 19, 2019

cig-sexual

a person who is sexually attracted to cigarettes

person 1 :damn bro i think i love my cig aha

person 2 : haha i guess that makes you a cig-sexual

by moe2903 May 03, 2020

Speed Sexual

When you start watching IShowSpeed You start looking up to him and now you start learning about what he do how he do crazy stuff and now you slowly start to become him and when your fully him Your Speed Sexual is when you act like IShowSpeed normally.

Dude are you acctually autistic? Acctually, No your Speed Sexual. You act like IShowSpeed everyday.

by FrostyAHigh June 20, 2022