When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.
My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.
by thatguy527 September 23, 2015
Get the Sexual Chernobylmug. When two homies are gay to each other but not really gay it’s more like a bro mans but, being gay towards the boys is not gay.
by Kipzafterlife September 7, 2019
Get the Homie sexualmug. A hot-sexual refers to some who’s sexual orientation is such that they are only attracted to hot members of the opposite sex.
This is also an LGBTQ+ recognised sexuality.
This is also an LGBTQ+ recognised sexuality.
by Swaggy9121 July 16, 2021
Get the Hot-sexualmug. When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.
3 mates chatting about a Slut
A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship
T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship
T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
by Lt_Atilla May 22, 2016
Get the sexual houdinimug. 'ay bro, are you sure you're straight'
'yea man, im ilene-sexual'
'the fuck is that man'
'its being straight but thinking dicks are sick'
'yea man, im ilene-sexual'
'the fuck is that man'
'its being straight but thinking dicks are sick'
by park jimin is bae March 31, 2021
Get the Ilene-sexualmug. A term used by 50 year old fathers to their daughters when they can’t say the word whore by themselves because their daughter bought too many pool toys
by Handogjammu January 7, 2019
Get the Sexual Whoremug. Sexual Cardinality (Cardinality from set theory) is a word for the trait defining a person's numerical preference of romantic partners.
Sexual Cardinality is to {polyamorous, monogamous, asexual/aromantic} as Sexual Orientation is to {straight/gay/bisexual}
Sexual Cardinality is to {polyamorous, monogamous, asexual/aromantic} as Sexual Orientation is to {straight/gay/bisexual}
"What's your sexual orientation and sexual cardinality?"
Oh, I'm mostly straight and strictly polyamorous" or "I'm bisexual and monogamous"
Oh, I'm mostly straight and strictly polyamorous" or "I'm bisexual and monogamous"
by Eclias September 4, 2015
Get the sexual cardinalitymug.