Gravy Seal

A person who only works on the big jobs. They ONLY work on high budget jobs so they can negate responsibilities. The individual has no drive and no passion for what they do. They are comparable to a drone just going through the motions of life.

Man! Tyler has been on this job from the very beginning. He will probably stick it out to the end. He's just an absolute gravy seal! Look at him barely go!!!

by Narcissist Francis June 11, 2024

Seal has been broken

A male that has been emasculated, castrated, and sodomized. A male that has submitted to society. A male that has given up his ass.

Look at that sugary bitch. You know his seal has been broken.

by 10THou August 26, 2022

Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player

Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.

by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021

Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz

Trying to get into a relationship with a woman despite having little to no social skills whatsoever.

Friend 1: see that girl over there, ima try to talk to her
Friend 2: idk man, Goodluck
"Freind 1 walks to girl
Friend 3: what is he doing?
Friend 2: bro that Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz
Friend 3: wtf?

by Arboreal Muslim April 24, 2023

clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.

"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."

by Skalkin November 10, 2019

Seal maach

A hopeless romantic with a resting bitch face . She's often the powerhouse of parties and has amazing capacity. Roasts really well.

Look at that aunt flirting with the guys , shes a seal maach!

by Rjyanta March 07, 2020

break your seal

when you first pee after drinking a lot, and then you keep peeing all night constantly.

friend 1: i really have to pee
friend 2: you should wait otherwise you’re gonna break your seal for the whole night

by chumforyou2 June 20, 2020