I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unaware of loss,
Nor aware of gain.
Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one’s arrival.
I have no regrets. This is the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works.
体は剣で出来ている
血潮は鉄で心は硝子
幾たびの戦場を越えて不敗
ただ一度の敗走もなく、
ただ一度の勝利もなし
担い手はここに孤り、剣の丘で鉄を鍛つ
ならば、わが生涯に意味は不要ず
この体は、無限の剣で出来ていた
Steel is my body and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unaware of loss,
Nor aware of gain.
Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one’s arrival.
I have no regrets. This is the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works.
体は剣で出来ている
血潮は鉄で心は硝子
幾たびの戦場を越えて不敗
ただ一度の敗走もなく、
ただ一度の勝利もなし
担い手はここに孤り、剣の丘で鉄を鍛つ
ならば、わが生涯に意味は不要ず
この体は、無限の剣で出来ていた
by Vyusis April 05, 2021
An anime that is so bad that boku no pico looks good if you compare them.(please watch SAO abridged )
by Kouji itsuki April 21, 2019
An anime that aired in in Japan on July 7, 2012, and got its dubbed counterpart in July 27, 2013.
The anime consist of a main character named Kirito (that's what he's called usually) and the "side characters" of Asuna, Suguha (that spells incest...), Asuda (Sinon if you don't like her actual name), and a others (if counting all the "side" characters, there would be a lot). They take an adventure (for Season 1 ONLY, kind of) into SAO, a VR game, kind of, and they are trapped there, and if one died, they died in real life, because the NerveGear (the headset used) sent microwaves to their brains, frying them. It's quite the plot.
People give the anime a lot of crap, being that its not "really" a video game and so on and so forth. But the anime is decent if someone has the interest, and not a lot of people do... either way, the anime still has some potential.
The anime consist of a main character named Kirito (that's what he's called usually) and the "side characters" of Asuna, Suguha (that spells incest...), Asuda (Sinon if you don't like her actual name), and a others (if counting all the "side" characters, there would be a lot). They take an adventure (for Season 1 ONLY, kind of) into SAO, a VR game, kind of, and they are trapped there, and if one died, they died in real life, because the NerveGear (the headset used) sent microwaves to their brains, frying them. It's quite the plot.
People give the anime a lot of crap, being that its not "really" a video game and so on and so forth. But the anime is decent if someone has the interest, and not a lot of people do... either way, the anime still has some potential.
Weeb: "HOLY SHIT IS THAT Sword Art Online (1-2)?"
"Actual" Weeb: "You like that show? Ew, get out of my face."
"Actual" Weeb: "You like that show? Ew, get out of my face."
by ADudeDefiningItems September 18, 2020
A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."
Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
by aotako May 15, 2011
sword art online is the best movie ever sword art online ordinal scale means the best anime ever made
by Sword art online ordinal scale February 15, 2018
One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...
"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"
"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".
"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".
by Alphadog~ May 04, 2011
a slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,
a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,
by 12" dick and a dozen roses May 04, 2009