Swimming

The female version of Skiing. Where the middle of three people fingers the two outside women.

Hey man, I'm about to go sit between those two beautiful women and go swimming.

by Shafn February 3, 2019

Swimming

What you say to someone (usually a girl to a guy) that you don’t want to sleep with

*2am*
Guy: “yo what you doin rn?”
Girl: “swimming”

by Cait R. September 1, 2018

swim bladder disease

When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.

Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.

by Real Houz September 14, 2018

Valley Swim Club

Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.

Never a bad day at Valley Swim Club!

by VSC1111 May 20, 2018

Swimming the creek

Rather than making an actual connection with your crushconnecting the bridge this is the act of stalking their social media to see if they are single or not.

You creep just quit swimming the creek.

by Andreas Tortellini May 25, 2018

Swim dusty

Swim dusty is a soundcloud rapper with the skill of 1 million soundcloud rappers. He has such hits as Rainless state, he has a huge part in the up incoming music business

You: Did you here swim dustys newest song Rainless state?
Your Freind: no, but I will check it out as soon as i can!

by guest112356543 May 28, 2018

Swim-By

Similar to Drive-Bys, just performed by swimming Orcas

"Oh man, they got Nils in a Swim-By.

by Omeninodabanana August 11, 2022