like a Jew on shrimp

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action that is being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo.

When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.

by Chippy Chip February 26, 2008

shrimp weed

weed made to look like shrimp paste

smoke it its taste just like shrimp

by PlayDohMan July 23, 2004

spit out shrimp

Blowing your load in or on a bitch.

"Damn, dawg I just spit out shrimp all ova' that bitch."

by Mo' Lotta March 29, 2008

bang bang shrimp

An amorous act in which one lover looses their seed into the anus of the other, and then begins to "toe fuck" said semen oozing orifice. Once said toe fucking is finished, the penetrated partner proceeds to lick clean the spooge-slathered and shit-stained toes of the penetrator.

It's important to keep a bottle of mouthwash handy if one has aspirations of feeding their lover some bang bang shrimp.

by Philgamesh the Mighty August 04, 2008

I'm allergic to shrimp

I'm allergic to small dick

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"

by The Jumbo Shrimp March 02, 2017

shrimp boat baby

Someone who was born on a shrimp boat.

Brian mawhor was born on a shrimp boat, so he is a shrimp boat baby.

by Fortnitesus August 17, 2021

funky bull shrimp

Funky bull shrimp is the term you use when you are befucked by a certain person, place, or thing.

Person: You know what's some funky bull shrimp? When you have to go to church when you could be staying inside listening to your heavy metal legend of zelda theme remix.

by mordicc June 03, 2018