Shan-Shitty

To get so shitty that one requires the assistance of club bouncers to leave the building. To be so incredibly shitty that one finds the best place to black out is between the bathtub and toilet stool.

Did you hear about Brendan? He was so Shan-shitty last night that the bouncers at Gypsy had to escort him out and he passed out in my bathroom.

by AKSCOTT April 20, 2011

Night Shift Girl

a girl/woman who generally works at night and is not bothered by talk of a sexual nature.

A Night Shift Girl is like a truck stop waitress, record store clerk, or Avril Lavine

by Overeatr May 10, 2011

Shaft Shifter

A Person who often gives hand or blow jobs.

Person 1 - See her?

Person 2 - Yeah

Person 1 - She gave Bill a blow job and Ben a handjob!

Person 2 - Really? What a Shaft Shifter!

Person 1 - I Know Right!

by 98JoeC November 29, 2012

stick shifting

The attempt to bring one's self to the point of ejaculation while driving at a high rate of speed.

Johnny was stick shifting at about 81 mph when he finally stomped the clutch.

by Richard Wriggles June 10, 2013

Shitty Kitty

Nickname for Food Lion, a chain of discount grocery stores in the Southeastern United States.

Let's roll over to the Shitty Kitty and see what's on sale.

Sure, I'm always down to pick up some grub at the Ghetto Cat.

by buttcheeksmalone March 26, 2013

Shitty music

1. Nickelback
2. Music that makes you want to shove a horses dick down both ears

"Yo, do you know any shitty music that might include a 40 year old man still trying to show teenage angst?"
"Yeah bro! Listen to some Nickelback, i heard its total shit!"

by the biggest fish July 17, 2013

Power Shift

Power shifting is a technique used by drag racers in order to achieve faster acceleration and lower elapsed times during a race. To power shift a manual transmission vehicle, after inital launch and upon reaching the engine's power curve peak, you must keep the accelerator fully depressed, apply the clutch, upshift, and release the clutch. This must be done quickly and smoothly in order not to damage the engine by over revving during the shift. Power shifting is used only for upshifting, never for downshifting.

If you power shift while drag racing, you'll achieve a shorter quarter mile elapsed time.

by mean13 August 29, 2009