Savage's Law

Savage's Law is the observations that most or all misanthropes project their own character flaws and negative qualities onto the rest of the human species.

It's another expression of Freudian projection that a guy with the last name Savage witnessed in misanthropes.

"All authoritarians seem to follow Savage's Law"
"All authoritarians seem to succumb Savage's Law"
"All authoritarians seem to exemplify Savage's Law"
"All politicians of the Left and the Right seem to follow Savage's Law"
"Leftists seem to follow Savage's Law"

by BeastlyTw@t November 10, 2022

Save the turtles

Raw, disgusting, baby making sex that’s unprotected because if you use a condom that’s plastic that could end up in the ocean and kill the turtles and nobody wants that.

Person A: “what are you doing tonight”
Person B: “my bf and I are finna save the turtles”

by Anakiin February 20, 2023

elephant savage

When someone acts in a savage way at a white elephant. For example, they are the host and end up with the last number, they take their gift because it is the best in the room, or they bring a $5 bottle of wine when it says the gift has to be at least $20.

Stephanie: (Opens gift and gets a google home mini.) "This is awesome, I have always wanted one of these... and it's from Kevin... he is the man."
Kevin: (picks the last number) "Well since I am last and I brought the best gift, I will take the google home mini!"
Stephanie: "Kevin is a straight Elephant Savage up in this bitch. He took his own gift!"

by TheKtotheG December 12, 2018

The Savil Bomb

This is where the male ejaculates into a breakable plastic bag multiple times until full (Mould is not of concern). He then throws said bag at a minor of his choice. The bag should burst on impact covering the minor in the semen.

For it to be known as as a savil bomb it must be thrown at someone under the age of 18.

The savil bomb. My mate Ben just savil bombed this toddler and now has 10 years in prison.

by YA BOI SAVIL July 15, 2019

I wanna be saved

A reference to a lyric in the song Captain Save a Hoe by E-40. It means that a person is so down bad for someone, that they want to be saved by them

Person 1: Look at them
Person 2: I WANNA BE SAVED 😍😍😍😍

by saturnsundae January 17, 2023

mrs. savage

A woman who takes charge and don't take no sloppy work. She is also very caring and motherly when you're on her good side.

Person 1: Dude did you hear what mrs. Savage over there did?

Person 2: What? I bet it was Savage

Person 1: She straight up roasted Cole S today

by Boo from Monsters INC. February 20, 2017

Savannah

God, literally God in a female body. “The most hottest,smartest,cutest,amazing, girl ever.” Savannah is God & the embodiment of perfection.

boy 1: Woah Savannah
boy 2: *orgasms*
Savannah: *Continues to exist out of reality*

by Savannah Worshipper #1 October 6, 2020