lame ranger

When yer ex buddy been on one for the past 2 years and comes back to town and he is sleeping on the floor in some shit shack with his fat fuck bacon grease eating night fisherman friend. And he goes around telling people that he was in the army and did like 4 tours and shot and killed 13 people and I found out what he was doing and busted his ass out. What really happened was he made it thru basic and cried and whined to his girlfriend to come get him cause he was scary little bish. So he took off and got a bus ticket, and a dishonorable discharge, Thus earning him the name ‘The Lame Ranger.’ He is currently sittin in jail, on a 1st degree burglary and also a whole lotta Weiner touching.
Who got some go go? Nobody, shits dry AF. Cept that schwaz the lame Ranger be sellin.
by #FlexLuthor November 18, 2021
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Rectom Ranger

The Army Rangers on Modern Warfare 2. And a funny name to call someone.
by stlrsfan October 22, 2011
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womb ranger

Mom who can't let go, maintains a Stalin-like rule upon all things that have exited from her womb.
Going underground, my mom has gone all Womb Ranger on me and is screening my texts.
by Julie the Wife March 13, 2012
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Ranger wrecked

When you tie someone to a tree in the middle of a forest and after "wrecking" them, you burn down the tree starting a forest fire.
by ranger rick101 June 21, 2017
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power rangers

a show that is just some guys in spandex shouting attacks making strange poses being overdramatic

about attacking, being hit, and powering up. also why do the monsters just stand there during the may be 20 sec morphing period?
girls can be such power rangers
by balls55 July 23, 2016
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Power Ranger

A group of five people who fight crime in their pijamas.
Over the years the group went from 5 people to about 57, always having only two girls.
They are known for flying 1386 meters with every hit they take, including bombs, to which they always survive.
The blue one was always unarguably the coolest.
A Power Ranger is a Ninja wanna be, although in the inside he is a pussy with awesome stunts. Because if you think, he would fight only one at the time, using an armour, aka, a pijama.
Again, only the blue one was a real ninja.
"Yesterday a burglar broke into my house with me still in my pijamas. I was able to fight him. I felt such a Power Ranger."
by iammarian August 24, 2017
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POWER RANGER

Sexual position where two or more people link together like power rangers with their dicks and asses to make and make figurines
Boy1: hey boys let's make figurines like the cheerleader's but POWER RANGER style
by MR.Long Slong October 25, 2019
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