Hypocrisy Paradox

Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.

Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.

by snake plisskent June 2, 2020

Markiplier Paradox

when an individual is simultaneously the smartest and the dumbest of a group of two or more people.

Jaiden was an example of the Markiplier Paradox

by bucketcom January 25, 2025

The Shonda Rhimes Paradox

When a black person are always bound to find themselves in a relationship with someone of the opposite race, typically a white person. It is typically uncommon for people caught in this paradox to date another black person.

Andre: Man, all my past relationship has been with White Women.

Cole: Sounds like you’re caught in the Shonda Rhimes Paradox, my friend.

by BOI64 February 4, 2021

Paradoxing

Pār-a-dox-een;

The act of texting from two sources on one account at the same time.

I was paradoxing today from my iPhone and my iPad and the server froze because it didn’t know which one to send first.

by Remco Pardeau March 4, 2019

Digsby's Paradox

The inherent contradiction that exists in an Eastern European Muslim - caused by the conflict between the islamic aversion to alcohol, nicotine, and sexual promiscuity, and the Eastern European ego need for such things.

Richard: Hey why does Andrew Tate smoke cigars, drink alcohol, and fuck random women? Isn't he a muslim?
Joseph: It's Digsby's Paradox, bro.

by Dr. Digsby April 16, 2024

The DreamWorks Trequal Paradox

Created by the youtuber TheOdd1sOut, The DreamWorks Trequal Paradox is a phenomenon where a DreamWorks sequel is as good (or better) as the original, but the 3rd movie is sub-par.

However, there's one franchise that doesn't follow the DreamWorks Trequal Paradox™ and it haunts my dreams (works).

by JmanDraws November 24, 2022

K-Paradox

When someone, usually a rude entitled individual, acts (rudely or entitled) like they have never been appropriately punched in the face, but because of them acting rude and entitled, there is NO WAY they have NOT been punched in the face.

That guy is a K-paradox

by Dinoplant April 8, 2025