After you shit out your chipotle, instead of wiping grab some panties and wear them. Once your chipotle shit is on the panties, go out into public and ask someone if they want to wear your wife/love's panties on their face. Once they have it on you say "Oh shit that's the wrong panties." "I wore those panties before I wiped the Chipotle off of my ass."
by Wolfman167 December 28, 2020
Get the Chipotle Pantiesmug. by No-need-to-know May 8, 2015
Get the pantie bugmug. by wackstuffiguess April 14, 2020
Get the shitty pantiesmug. Result of having sex with your girl with her panties on and pulled to one side usually in a rushed manner with great risk of being discovered. This act leaves one entire side of your shaft skinless like a carpet burn resulting in "Panty Scabs".
My girl loves having sex in public places for the thrill of getting caught but these "Panty Scabs" fuckin' suck!
by Dawgfatupnya May 4, 2017
Get the panty scabsmug. verb. when a woman's pussy suddenly gushes fluid in response to something sexy or erotic, typically unexpected, and/or out of a sexual context.
Hey baby, let me tell you my latest money making scheme. I can sell my worn-at-the-gym underwear online. Need pictures of me with my taped hands at the speed bag, at the bench press, at the leg press...
Oh god, you just made me panty splash!
Oh god, you just made me panty splash!
by encinal October 20, 2018
Get the panty splashmug. When a horny chick hasn’t had sex in weeks and she’s so horny that her pussy won’t stop leaking, hence the panty slushy. Similar to the male equivalent of blue balls
by Pharr January 12, 2020
Get the Panty Slushymug. Monster bush. Opposite of the mullet on your head. party in the front. Business in the rear. A.k.a. a well groomed anus.
by whiteGIANT510 November 4, 2016
Get the panty mulletmug.