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Pirates and Ninjas

Used to express the complexity and badassness. When something involves Pirates and Ninjas it's often too badass for the normal brain to comprehend. Therefore we must either dumb it down or flick off the person who doesn't comprehend the ghettoness of a pirate and ninja expression.
Student 1: Our teachers such a fucking twat why can't we add an explosion to our spanish project?
Student 2: Guess she's anti pirates and ninjas...

Badass 1: I hooked up with like seven fucking girls...
Badass 2: Pirates and Ninjas!
Dumbass 1: Science is fun!
*Beat up noises
by bedroomhijinks April 28, 2009
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Ninja Island

An island completely hidden from anyone but ninjas. It is said that it is somewhat off the coast of Japan. Ninja City and Ninja Town (the most famous hidden ninja places), are there.
Ninja Island holds over a million ninjas.
by beattie April 11, 2005
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comedy ninja

Someone who is not normally funny displaying brief and unexpected humor.
Marie-elaine is a comedy ninja, you never know where she will strike.
by dj freq August 22, 2005
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ninja gangsta

a dangerous combination off a hood on the street and a japaneese terror to all mand kind; absolutely the scariest beings on the planet

first known ninja gansta: rahbecca willette
by the 2nd ninja gangster November 22, 2009
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Ninja Pisser

A person who can take a piss while talking on the phone silently. The person on the other end of the phone will always be unaware of the real splashing.
Whoa you were taking a piss? What a Ninja Pisser!
by Brandonish January 5, 2008
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Sex Ninja

A person who can engage in sexual intercourse or masturbation so stealthily that the people in the adjoining room do not suspect a thing.
Dave: Dude, did your parents cath you and whats-her'face screwing last night?

Ed: No way, man. I'm a sex ninja.
by Wesker June 11, 2006
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ninja bukkake

v. to bukkake in a sneaky or stealthy manner
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Upon waking, Mary thought she'd been visited by the semen fairy; she didn't realize that Larry and Ed had ninja bukkake'd her during the night.
by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 16, 2005
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