Norman'd

The rare moment in a person's life wherein the events of the previous night involved such severe levels of intoxication, debauchery, and sin, that you are forced to concede that you no longer have any shot of going to heaven after you die.

My last memory from yesterday night was wearing a viking helmut and a too too while I dug up my sister's grave so that I could use her skull as pipe to smoke crack with the 9 year old special needs child I had been babysitting. I definitely got Norman'd.

by thunderpants83 December 30, 2011

normaday

An abrieviation of "normal day". Usually said in an exagerated tone.

Normaday when i am late for the bus!

by Jim1212112 March 25, 2007

Greasy Norman

The long, terribly disgusting trail left at the bottom of a toilet after a soft bowel movement. For a lack of better words, a greasy poop trail.

John left the most disgusting greasy norman in my downstairs bathroom.

by Ry Dawg June 17, 2006

spiny norman

a giant hedgehog

spiny norman says,
"dinsdale!"

by mayura October 23, 2003

Nor/Mal Pronouns

Pronouns used to distinguish Gay men with a piss kink. Commonly used on social media platforms.

"My pronouns are Nor/Mal." "I use Nor/Mal Pronouns"

by funnybunny69 June 8, 2021

Norman's Cock

Norman's Cock was a battle during the invasion of Britain in 1066 by William the Conqueror. It was a particularly bloody battle, resulting in thousands of casualties on both the English and French sides. It is unknown where the name comes from, but it is believed to have been a misnomer from "Norman's Coq", ie, Chicken, the cowardly streak wrongly attributed to the French soldiers by the English.

Used slightly out of context these days, usually to gauge how bad something is.

When someone calls Marge "Duck", that's almost as bad as Norman's Cock.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

nor/mal

neopronouns "nor/mal" are used by homosexual individuals who have a pisskink

a: hey, what are your pronouns?
b: 'nor/mal'
a: oh, congrats for coming out as a homosexual person who has a pisskink, I'll inform our co-workers about your new pronouns!

a: hey, b uses nor/mal pronouns which means that nor is gay and likes to be peed on during sexual intercourse by mal partner
c: ok, thanks for informing me about mal pronouns!

by your avocado April 6, 2021