Bryan Moment

The moment when your girlfriend left you for someone else for a dumb reason.

Bryan's girlfriend left him just to let him experience a Bryan Moment.

by mamamopogi March 12, 2021

Matthias Moment

There are two types of Matthias moment, just like there are two types of diabetes.

A 'Type 1' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really mean/rash towards someone.

A 'Type 2' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really creepy/seedy towards someone.

Type 1 - "Oh I was such a prick to David. That was such a Matthias moment, Type 1"

Type 2 - "Oh I had such a Matthias moment, Type 2, with Matt; he said 'In you go baby!'"

by Ya Boi Matty Ten Mahayehfieken October 7, 2017

barry moment

Any mishap of monumental proportions involving social media and general "technology" including but not limited to viber groups.

yo yo

Adding numerous strangers to a media sensitive private group - A Barry Moment!

by stormy stan April 12, 2014

eyeforcz moment

to ping @everyone when you warn someone called everyone and cause weeks of people asking who pinged me

Eyeforcz: ?warn @everyone
WHO PINGED ME??!!
bruh ping
Who pinged me
tomboz: ?lock
admin: eyeforcz moment omegalul

by Askejm May 12, 2021

Rhys Moment

A Rhys Moment is a moment in ones life where they feel extremely dumb

That kid changes his answer to the wrong one, he had a total Rhys Moment

by sharp4321 November 29, 2018

Clarity Moment

the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.

0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.

5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.

by well...shit March 3, 2014

Ellie moment

A moment in which a person become extremely emo and pooey. In these moment a person may experience quoting emo quotes or participating in "am i emo" quizes. When we all know, yes you are an emo

Person A- "I'm drowning in a dark pit of nothingness"

Person B- "ellie moment..."

Person A- "I’m numb and I’m tired. Too much has happened today. I feel as if I’d been out in a pounding rain for forty-eight hours without an umbrella or a coat. I’m soaked to the skin with emotion"

Person A- "becasue im the devil whos searching for redemption 💀 😢"

Person A- "Already I realize certain feelings I was not aware of, like the fear of being hurt.
I despise my own hypersensitiveness, which requires so much reassurance. It is certainly abnormal to crave so much to be loved and understood"

Person A- "Anxiety is a feeling grown too large. A feeling grown aggressive and dangerous. You're responsible for it's consequences, you're responsible for treating it. But Michael, you're not responsible for causing it. You're not morally at fault for it. No more than you would be for a tumor"

by fartbollocks March 13, 2022