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Dirty Mistee

A former Dirty foot "name referencing a Methamphetamine whore". Most commonly found working at a custom flour mixing mill. Flirts with everyone in highly inappropriate ways.
"Hey man have you spoke to the new girl she is definitely a Dirty Mistee!"
by Mr. Fuckery December 20, 2021
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The Mysteries Of KT

Guy #1: Holy shit dude look it's The Mysteries Of KT!
Guy #2: Run bro he's gonna stretch your butthole out
by Shamarucs Cousins April 1, 2022
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Rey Mysterio

Rey Mysterio is a great wrestler, but he was also a deadbeat dad to make a hall of fame career
by KoolKydChris May 3, 2023
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The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid
by Hedonia January 22, 2024
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The Mystek Mentality

When you think that’s everyone owes you 10$ for some strange reason. Pointing fingers all the time, and never taking responsibility for your own actions.
Man : “I think you should cash app me a couple bucks for a couple 99 banana shooters, you owe me!”

Woman : “Shut up Jerry, you’ve got The Mystek Mentality
by davudMendez69 January 31, 2024
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lambish mysterium

lambish mysterium is a mythical creature that has the body of a lamb but features of a bat. some may vary but usually this creature has sharp fangs and bat like wings.
"she is pure but there is something off about her. she might be a lambish mysterium..."
by 🩷👼🏽🪦🎀 February 1, 2024
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lambish mysterium

lambish mysterium is a mythical creature born in a lamb form with bat features. these vary, but most lambish mysteriums have noticeable bat like wings and sharp teeth. these lambish creature's diets can range from either fruits or the bodies of their enemies. usually opting for the heart. they can take the form of humans, so be careful not to give them displeasure. they love to play with their food.
"how'd your date go?"

"good for the most part! she seems kind-hearted but there is something off about her..."

"do you think she's a lambish mysterium..?"
by 🩷👼🏽🪦🎀 February 4, 2024
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