Michael

Usually a tall person who only talks about Russia. On special occasions, this person will celebrate the birth of The Soviet Union. This person also despises fortnite yet they are probably playing right now.

The Michael marches proudly on the newly paved Chinese communist streets

by michael467483949032 May 5, 2018

Michael

Michael a pussy ass nigga that nobody likes. He always says he's gonna fight you but backs out. Acts like he's better then every one but he's not

Michael said he would fight me so I said ok and e left.

by Jahsehdwyane. Onfroy September 28, 2018

Michael

A little shit

Michael a little shit.

by IFryYoToaster August 13, 2019

Michael

He is a big day jerk.

I met up with Michael today and he was a big fat jerk to me.

by Sad bill sally July 13, 2020

Michael

Michael is a very fat and bald guy. Michael is from Chicago and loves Chicago sports teams. He is also bald

Your being a Michael right now

by bigdickmemo October 27, 2020

Michael

A dude who has low self esteem and has to search themselves up in urban dictionary to feel better about themselves

Michael is sad and wants to be cooler

by Peoeksndh May 22, 2019

Michael

A name that over 4,000,000 people in the U.S. alone have. Is in the top 3 most common names in the U.S. Michael's are generally very awkward and sensitive and will overexaggerate anything possible.

Yeah, Michael just being his normal, dorky self.

by someotherkid2021 October 15, 2017