Michael

A dude who has low self esteem and has to search themselves up in urban dictionary to feel better about themselves

Michael is sad and wants to be cooler

by Peoeksndh May 22, 2019

Michael

a person with a white face who is open to everyone and hates getting ear rape by people that can't sing. has a special thot spray(how spray) for himself when he knows he has caught the disease.

"omg is that the contagious goat with the thot disease....Michael?"

by hi im wasabi March 28, 2018

Michael

A name that over 4,000,000 people in the U.S. alone have. Is in the top 3 most common names in the U.S. Michael's are generally very awkward and sensitive and will overexaggerate anything possible.

Yeah, Michael just being his normal, dorky self.

by someotherkid2021 October 15, 2017

Michael

A cute Mexican kid that likes to twerk AND MAKE FUN OF UGLY PEOPLE. He is sweet and gives great hugs.

"I totally want a Michael!"

by klassybiatch June 7, 2015

Michael

Michael is usually best described as a hot fucking mess. He is lazy and lays around like a dumbass. He plays video games and knows nothing of the real world.

Why... why did Michael just walk into a wall?

by Angelica Schuyler LMAO It’s Me January 18, 2019

Michael

A Gay Fag boy who has autism and ADHD and needsextreem helm cause hes also GAY

Michael has a gay over in his imagination

by FAGGIMUSTOWN2018 May 22, 2018

Michael

Extremely gay and won't admit it

Wow he is such a Michael

by Human852 January 23, 2017