Matthew Moment

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.

Wow. That was one hell of a Matthew Moment

by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022

Josh matthews

3.1 inches long and is bad at rugby (got flattened by Clarence)

OMG he is such a josh matthews

by The vimtoad November 09, 2018

Matthew Biggerstaff

Most commonly used to mean a man who lays women like bricks.

man I pulled a Matthew Biggerstaff last weekend! I mortered them hoes!

by Concrete spreader May 19, 2011

emily matthews

A weird loser who has no friends. Is obsessed with stupid bands that make terrible music. Deserves to step on Lego because of how stupid she is. Is obsessed with freaks in eye liner

Who's that weirdo listening to Freaks in eye liner must be an emily Matthews

by Chazzawesome March 22, 2015

Matthew Davey

Debatably the world's greatest guitarist. Super chill dude. Has been playing guitar since 2014. Hard rock guitarist. Mostly self-taught, except for the basics.

Matthew Davey is honestly the greatest guitar player ever.

by JesusLover159 January 11, 2023

cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid

I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!

by da da da da da da da January 09, 2022

matthew chen

/Adj./very Asian

/verb/ getting a good grade

/noun/ suppaaa asssiaaannn

Verb- Wow I got a Matthew Chen grade on this test.
Adj- Wow your (Asian) Matthew Chen

by Asainm March 19, 2017