Person 1: "Hey you, get over here. I wanna talk ta you."
Person 2: "Yea? Everything cool?"
Person 1: "Naw, it ain't fuckin' cool and I'll tell ya why. I seen your kind around here before."
Person 2: "Look sir, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't want any trouble. Just let me get my drink."
Person 1: "Psht, typical...I knew it as soon as I seen you walk in that there door."
Person 2: "What the hell are you even talking about old man?"
Person 1: "Yer one uh them goddamn McDonald's boys ain'tcha?"
Person 2: "Yea? Everything cool?"
Person 1: "Naw, it ain't fuckin' cool and I'll tell ya why. I seen your kind around here before."
Person 2: "Look sir, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't want any trouble. Just let me get my drink."
Person 1: "Psht, typical...I knew it as soon as I seen you walk in that there door."
Person 2: "What the hell are you even talking about old man?"
Person 1: "Yer one uh them goddamn McDonald's boys ain'tcha?"
by StinkyPinkerton October 2, 2018

A Fantasy Football game named after a douchebag food lion employee. This game features the two worst teams in the league, and the loser is awarded the golden plunger, and the Toilet chair of shame!
Well its been another unlucky year of fantasy football, looks like I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.
by TheLeague ofFantasyLegends December 18, 2021

The new pizza chain down the road isn’t very clean and the employees aren’t well trained. It seems like they have the McDonald’s effect.
by ManonXD March 19, 2020

The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.
Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
by NightSaberX October 10, 2021

An utterance made in response to someone believing something terrible but obviously false. Derived from the 'Seriously McDonalds' tweet of a fake racist sign on the door of a McDonalds.
Jake: "So my cousin met this chick, and got drunk, and he woke up in a bath tub full of ice missing a kidney!"
Sally: "Oh! That's terrible! Will he be OK?"
Max (to Sally): "Seriously McDonalds!"
Sally: "Oh! That's terrible! Will he be OK?"
Max (to Sally): "Seriously McDonalds!"
by Logoi December 11, 2011

When your penis gets zits, primary from working and using the restroom at a fastfood place such as McDonald's
by PanAreFuckingHot December 17, 2022

Warrior from McDonalds, sent to protect the recipe of the Big Mac from the evil food chains of the world. He died to save the recipe and will rise on April 20th, 2069. Hail Ronald.
by Noob_Master_69 May 26, 2019
