Lord hopton

The act of defiling as mans anus with a dry fist and then docking afterwards. Initially thought up by an ex-army bummer who loved cock

He Lord Hopton'ed him!!!

by Jamieb93 November 22, 2011

emo lord

A person who is a ruler of anything and everything Emo in existence. This person is your stereotypical Emo person who is also extra at all times. Dark lipstick is a rarity but merely adds to the already overbearing amount of Emo.

Did you see that girl? She’s such an emo lord

by Definitely not me guys February 13, 2018

bathroom lord

A bathroom lord is someone who claims, and or stays in the bathroom to long

"Chloe is such a bathroom lord, all she does is put on her make-up."

by Disco Anus May 1, 2014

Lord Spinoza

A dude who likes to lay in the bushes and paint his balls on easter in hopes that someone will mistake em.

Wow, look at the person in the van driving around schools, better watch out, he might be a Lord Spinoza.

by what now11 September 29, 2011

lord ksi

A beardless pop star

Lord KSI can buy anything he wants, can’t he... BęÄrD?

by I am K s I February 13, 2021

Cum Lord

Someone who has mastered the art of Cum. There is only one and he is the Lord of all Cum. Bow to him.

Cristian is the Cum Lord.

by DaddyBigPeep June 26, 2023

Lord Farquaad

The extraordinarily handsome Lord from Shrek 1. Actually besties with shrek just really good at acting and no I am not short thank you very much.

Lord Farquaad is the best character from Shrek

by TheRealLordFarquaad August 16, 2021