A Julian is someone who wipes their ass after shitting but not enough to stop the stains from appearing when they pull up their pants, they will often procrastinate and do stuff like write definitions out on a community- driven website instead of their biology homework. They are obsessed with pop tarts but stay skinny and lost their virginity at age 12 due to lack of parental supervision at the family gathering.
-Friend 1: Hey why did you leave school early
-Friend 2: Julian was self- stimulating on my notebook again
-Friend 2: Julian was self- stimulating on my notebook again
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Julian Brandt-
A very beautiful, young boy. Actually he is one of the best new comer soccer player in this world.
I hope he will plays in Leverkusen for ever.
A very beautiful, young boy. Actually he is one of the best new comer soccer player in this world.
I hope he will plays in Leverkusen for ever.
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