Thiccest nigga you'll ever meet, has a dick that is 3145686 percent bigger than yours. He plays Minecraft and Roblox 25/7 and has more robux than what your family will ever have. He's sometimes a quirky VSCO girl at heart, but when you date him you will realize why all the girls in the school likes him (Hint: his peepee is big). He always gets the ladies and is known for managing to seduce the preschoolers. Although he seems like a manly tough guy, he will still go full communist with his intellect in math tests, his IQ is incalculable but it is rumoured to be over 9000. This doesn't mean you should be on his bad side, he personally knows the CEO of racism and it is even speculated that he IS the CEO of racism.
by Bruh3 October 1, 2019
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girl 1 : look it’s juan such a tramp
girl 2 : don’t be rude just because he’s my bf and you know you can never have him because you lost him forever
girl 2 : don’t be rude just because he’s my bf and you know you can never have him because you lost him forever
by aroved October 5, 2019
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Usually innocent and doesn’t get dirty jokes. Normally shorter than the average person. Tends to hang out with the weird kids.
by AnonymousIntilligence October 9, 2019
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Juan is a bitch and has a big ass. Juan can also be a dick at all times but he is hilarious. He has a small tolerance...just like his dick!
by ilovejuan September 28, 2017
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Person 2: sounds like he’s being a Juan
Person 2: sounds like he’s being a Juan
by Noodels10285 October 25, 2017
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