Sloppy Joel

It is a sex move when a guy named Joel is fucking a girl (alternating holes) who is on her period, nuts in her ass and proceeds to scoop up the juices with one hand and simultaneously slaps her with the juicy hand and his cock on either side of her face, then he proceeds to make out with her.

“She wouldn’t shut up about her ex so I gave her a nice sloppy Joel”

by Chilling gorilla69 February 23, 2022

Joel

I'm a Joel so I know this first hand.
It means that your parents named you Joel.

person 1: hi Joel.
Joel: hi.

by reallystinky December 6, 2022

Joel Ripley

Has a people's supercar which does 0-60 in 0.001 seconds (or he says it does...). VOLKSWAGEN GOLF GTI MK 7

Flexes every so often and blocks from group chat too.

Joel Ripley has flexed once again.

by smallpebis May 5, 2019

joel-like

a morbidly obese man with shitty greasy poodle like hair

wow that man in McDonald's is very joel-like

by al3x_col33 December 15, 2023

Joel

pussy slayer(cat fucker)
more obsessed with cats then the Egyptians

Where did my cat go?
fuck, must be Joel, hes at it again!

by Fat Milf April 5, 2022

Joel

Joel’s are a real douche. They slowly win over people’s heart but in reality do not care about the person. It’s only a matter of time before they break another girls heart. And then they just move onto the next girl as if nothing ever happened. Joel’s will pretend to be there for you but won’t really be helpful in a time of need. They will use phrases like “it’s gonna be okay” or “don’t cry”, but really they are just trying to seem like a good boyfriend. If you have a joel in your life, I feel sorry for you. Take action before something happens and your heart is broken.

Girl #1: Hey who’s that hot new kid?
Girl #2: Oh that’s joel. He’s a douche.

Girl #1: Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.

by Lex_Amercir.93 June 26, 2019

Joel

Joel is a amazing guy in public but when at home he is a monster he abuses his girlfriend and his family and likes to torture his dog

i hate joel's

by okdenV2 January 9, 2019