dum :)
by gabb the grabb January 04, 2023
A tiny man that is very small and silly and says dumb things like "is he breathing or not" to a dead body
That man is a Joel Allen he's 1ft 5 and keeps saying "is he breathing or not"
Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying
Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying
by HEY WAHST February 13, 2019
Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer
Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk
The tale continues
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer
Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk
The tale continues
Is is a bird, is is a plane???
NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest
NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest
by Pannas & Rizz November 16, 2023
A dirty joel is when your drunk walking home from town you can't stop the urges from taking over and you find a random bush on someone's lawn to have a wank.
by Shrekalosi November 25, 2021
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