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Hoyt Barnes

an annoying red haired, with nasty side burns and a big ugly spikey mop type person who enjoys all qualities of the average nerd.(Tiny lead figure painting, Computer games, star trek, etc.)
One who chooses to seek a mate who is unimaginably ugly, who could be mistaken for the opposite sex or a dog.
A being who mates on the couch with a parent walking in on the pair.
An individual who trys so fit in but is repeatedly denied.
Over all this is a being that is unwanted and should escape from the world that could become a cleaner, more beautiful environment.
"I really don't like those people"
"yeah, the're so ugly that Hoyt Barnes wouldn't even do that!"
by man gooch November 28, 2004
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BARN

person 1- HI, how are u doing
person 2- BARN

person 1- ??
person 2- b a r n
by jungkook.xx January 11, 2021
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the barn animals

This is referring to all the barn animal sexual positions of urban dictionary. Currently, The Cow, The Pig, The Fish, The Chicken, The Unicorn and The Goat
Dan: Do you want to play with the barn animals?

Sally: what's that?

Dan: let me show you ;)
by Killsme January 22, 2021
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JENSONS BARN

Well we had to go around Jensons Barn to get that one.
by Maine girl January 29, 2021
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Jensons Barn

Well we had to go around Jensons Barn to get that one.
by Maine girl January 29, 2021
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Barn Bred

Jimmy-“ take your shoes off!!”
Kyle-“Sorry, I’m Barn Bred”
by PatttttyT February 13, 2021
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Barnes

When you need to borrow £10 or a ''tenner'' from a friend.

In reference to Alan Barnes donating £10 to the woman who raised a few hundred thousand for him and then received a bill stating she had to pay somewhere around £7,000. Our young local hero Alan give her a tenner for her troubles. Top lad.
Can you help me out mate?

Yeah what is it bro?

I'm skint at the moment, can you lend me a Barnes?
by Gwent Skilatchie February 21, 2021
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