i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5

what somebody says when their still in shower/bed but don’t want you to think there going to take forever

person one: dude are you coming??
person two: yeah bro i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5
20 minutes later…
person one: BRI WTF ARE YOU WHERE GONNA BE LATE!!

by bony taddeley November 21, 2024

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

I’m 20 in a half

well shiii tomorrow my birthday and I’ll be 21 so I’m 20 in a half today

Say for instance you know how kids be like I’m 8 in half well shiii tomorrow my birthday and I’ll be 21 so I’m 20 in a half today

by Smart guy22 November 23, 2022

I’m on crack

jake Paul’s favorite subject in school

I’m on crack means Fuck Jake paul

by Jakes balls November 20, 2019

I’m burger

something Charlie Slimecicle tweeted

“I’m burger”

by This is an alt September 19, 2021

I’m parallel

That orgasmic feeling when you finally get to lie down..whether that be in bed, on the ground, or even just on the floor. All the stress of the day just seeps out of you into the ground, in which you are parallel with.

“Oh baby, it’s about that time. I’m parallel.”

by dontworryitsjustjim November 6, 2020

I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live

Something someone says when they are the #1 fan of someone and would do anything including go broke for someone because they love them sooooooooo much like so much they’re the biggest fans ever cyammon usually this persons name is J*d but I guess it could differ sometimes but not always

Mary: “how?”
Jada Pinkett Smith: “I can help you with that”
“I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live.”

by Robertpaulsonissoamazing March 20, 2021