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holiday humper

Someone that likes to have sex mostly on holidays, or the holiday season.
Johnny I really horny around Christmas time. He is a holiday humper.
by justincaseuwerewonder November 28, 2013
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JG Holiday Spectacular

Annual tradition in b-game started by a man named Joey Guden.
Random Person: I'm looking so damn forward to the JG Holiday Spectacular, words can't describe it!
Random Person #2: Yeah it's gon be lit!
by jay gee December 6, 2020
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holiday worshiper

These are the people that only go to church on holidays, i. e. "Christians" that only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
My mom is a holiday worshiper. She just got back from the Christmas service and is now looking forward to Easter.
by LardAndSavoryCheezusCrust August 10, 2020
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holiday juke

When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.
I had to holiday juke her again this year.
by Jackie Papers December 17, 2023
mugGet the holiday jukemug.

Blxr Holiday

Blxr's holiness came to earth on this day killing the town folks inner demons and that's why we have 4/15 off from school to celebrate Blxr's honor and glory by throwing him a thank you party.
We have school off this Friday because of national "Blxr Holiday"
by Blxr Holiday April 15, 2022
mugGet the Blxr Holidaymug.
A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul
Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex
by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021
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Holiday

Days where occupations and schools (including sme) are halted for a specified period of time (usually by the school or government). Teachers and bosses are also on break and do not give any tasks to their students or employees.
Why are you studying? We’re on holiday. You are legally allowed to relax.
by 365holiday January 20, 2020
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