Gooch Slap

noun. 1. The "slap noise" a males testicles make when hitting the gooch while thrusting during the doggy position in sexual intercourse.

2. The "slap noise" male testicles make when a girl is on her back and the guy is doing work during sexual intercourse.

verb. "Gooch Slapping" - The act of causing a gooch slap.

Noun. She got the gooch slap last night.

Verb. I was gooch slapping like it was my job last night.

by John Schomaker August 20, 2010

Hoober Gooch

Liquid between the nuts.

"Man that dudes hoober gooch just sprayed all over!"

by Branden April 13, 2005

Gooch Rip

A name for human female genitalia.

Invented by the wordsmiths Jack Sachs and Danny Rodgers in 2009

"Dude, theres no Gooch rip at this party!"

by soliu Fried May 14, 2009

gooch tickler

While in painting class in high school, Billy Corgan, future singer of the Smashing Pumpkins decided to create a machine that would paint pictures while Billy would play with his gooch in the other room. Billy then tripped on his way to the toilet and landed gooch first on his paint brush tipped machine. Billy found delightfully that he would devote his life to promoting his miracle machine which he deemed his "gooch Tickler". In a freak male lactation accident, Billy accidentally broke his machine and was unable to remake it effectively. He then took to his fifth love, music.

Billy spoke of his gooch tickler to a confused crowd.

by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn May 19, 2011

hit the gooch

to go home

Friend 1: "hey you wanna stay for one more round?"

Friend 2: "no thanks, man. it's getting late. It's time I hit the gooch."

by speeeeze January 26, 2011

Gooch Slapper

1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch

2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual

Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.

by AnusMeister May 14, 2013

hairy gooch

When that woman no shaven her private part. usually looks like a jungle

Me:Hey lady wanna fornicate
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once

by vas deference November 11, 2013