A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
by What a Hampton November 29, 2016
I need a drink that really speaks to men...something MANLY,you know? How bout Vanilla vodka & cream soda...we can call it "the Gentleman's Frenzy"
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Man, that Max REALLY knows how to suck down those Gentleman's Frenzies! It's like he's never had vanilla vodka & cream soda before.
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Man, that Max REALLY knows how to suck down those Gentleman's Frenzies! It's like he's never had vanilla vodka & cream soda before.
by TheDirtyThirty October 06, 2013
When an older guy lusts after some person considerably younger and immature, realizing he won't/can't proceed with intimacy/sex because she's just too out of touch with the values and tastes He enjoys.
Hey, Man. You think Pops is gonna hook up with that chick that's swooning and drooling like he's a Tater Tot???
"No, Dude. He told me he's got a Gentleman's Crush on her, and put her off limits. Now they're just friends, but She may not get it..."
"No, Dude. He told me he's got a Gentleman's Crush on her, and put her off limits. Now they're just friends, but She may not get it..."
by MeO'MyOh! August 24, 2022
When an older man is infatuated with a younger, more attractive woman who (for a variety of age-related reasons) will Never consummate the relationship, but, when together, treats her as if she were a girlfriend.
"Look, there's Dieter and Jane!"
"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."
"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."
by MeO'MyOh! August 14, 2022
A queer or lesbian identifying woman (often in a backward cap) who exhibits "hey mamas" qualities but is a "golden retriever" at heart. Typically they come off as intimidating and douchey, but don't let that fool you, for she is a true gentleman.
I got this jacket from a frat gentleman last night at the club; she gave it to me because I was cold and told me to keep it.
by wrizzyfoshizzy January 08, 2023
by the t3 March 01, 2025
The ultimate spy and gentleman. Mysterious, dashing, suave, deadly, and debonair. Women want him and men want to be him. He's like James Bond, but he rocks a sick f***in beard!
Signature drink: Single Malt Scotch Whisky
Signature gun: Sig Sauer P238
See also El Hage
Signature drink: Single Malt Scotch Whisky
Signature gun: Sig Sauer P238
See also El Hage
by Spartan87 December 21, 2016