keep it stupid simple

Keep it so simple that stupid people can do it. First thought of on December 15, by an Dutch entrepreneur: "Our website should be so simple that even people without elementary school can do it. KEEP IT STUPID SIMPLE".

The man is right!
"I have a business idea selling cans of beer to children and we're gonna keep it stupid simple."
by heund December 15, 2011
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Keep Fucking That Chicken

A phrase that can be used as a reply or advice in a variety of conversations, usually as encouragement (Keep up the good work, etc.) but also can also be defined as unproductive activity (fucking the dog, etc.) Can be used metaphorically or in the literal sense. Considered vulgar. Coined by news anchor Ernie Anastos of New York's Fox 5 network in a segue during a live newscast on September 16th, 2009.
My grandfather always used to say "keep fucking that chicken, boy!" and I really didn't know what he meant so I just rolled with it.

Or:

Ernie: "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."
Nick Gregory: "Well, I guess that's me!"
Ernie: "Keep fucking that chicken."
by bktscrambler September 17, 2009
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A person, object, place, or thing that is constantly full of surprises and never fails to impress, giving happiness, joy, or providing endless entertainment.
"You two are literally the gift that keeps on giving, like I can never get bored of you."
by Lord Kinkster February 01, 2021
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keep fucking that chicken

It's what you say to a meteorologist after they announce the forecast.

Or in any and all situations ever.
"It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast"
"I guess that's me"
"Keep fucking that chicken"
by dmcleod September 19, 2009
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keep your knickers on

said to someone who's getting far too panicy about some minor thing... like keep your hair on, keep cool.. etc..
I'll do it in a minute! keep your knickers on!
by sibergoth June 09, 2006
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keep up with the Joneses

Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.
Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!
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Keep fucking that chicken

Expression, 21th century American English

1) An expression o encourage one to continue with an undesirable or menial task.
Steve: I have ton of paperwork to do.

Ernie: Keep fucking that chicken.
by charles chicken September 19, 2009
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