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American Football

American Football is the act of trying to touch other men while running around in tights. For some reason it is called football (it is not played with the foot), but thats just because we're stupid americans. Football requires no stamina because individual plays last up to a grueling 15 seconds. Football players are people who just want to try to be bi-curious by taking showers with each other, and slapping each others asses. Most americans are obsessed with this sport, and on game days, resort to drunken blabbering and screaming random things. All around, the only good part of football is the super bowl half time show.
Alex: American Football!!

Joey: Get Some!!!
by CoolRunningsManBobSled November 17, 2010
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Arena Football

Football played indoors on a 50-yard field played in the Spring so men don't sit on the couch watching Golden Girls until College and NFL football return in the Fall.
I have tickets on February 5th for the Arena Football game in Orlando.
by Lil' Mayo June 15, 2010
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real football

What a Derry wan calls Gaelic Football. Their definition of it is 15 men built like tanks who delibrately set out to injure Tyrone's best players!
by Desigol May 31, 2005
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Football beer

Beer drunk while watching a game of football. Normally swill that can be drunk in large quantities without getting drunk.
"I love football beer! I can drink it all day at work and not get drunk!" - canadian fan
by Rev. Slade December 16, 2008
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console football

Console football is the term given to a style of gameplay of the game American Football. A style of gameplay in a real-life football game that would only be found in a video game version.
"Going for it" on every 4th down/extra point, regardless of obscene distances.
"Faking" every punt or fieldgoal.
Excessive use of "long bomb" plays.
"All out blitzes" on every down.

"What is this console football? They are going for it on 4th and 37?"
by miribus June 6, 2009
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American Football

Its a fucking cool ass sport its not ment for everyone and thats chill, Anerican football players tend to be more popular at school
Some fucking dumbass put American Football as a stupid fucking band no one cares about
by Jerry is a stupid name October 7, 2020
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farmers football

When two people or more are in a room in a gaseous state. To the point of when you are actually passing gas back and forth. "Playing farmers football".
What are you two boys doing. "Chuckle chuckle", "playing farmers football!
by Passing gas November 15, 2013
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