Orphaned From Behind

To get fucked in the ass so hard that it kills your parents. Also known as getting 'Fucked in the Lineage'.

I wish we were catching up in less tragic circumstances. You see, we're at Jonny's parent's funeral because he was Orphaned From Behind... by my brother.

by kimofingle August 4, 2012

legislate from the bench

What judges do when they hand down a decision you don't like.

The decision by the Ninth Circuit Court to ban roof-mounted bazookas on pickup trucks is a blatant example of judges who legislate from the bench.

by jack6128 December 12, 2012

Private from Madagascar

Private committed war crimes in former Yugoslavia and was the mastermind of the death of multiple celebrities, including but not limited to John F. Kennedy

Person 1: Hey, who's Private from Madagascar?
Person: 2: That's classified information, how do you know his name?

Private committed war crimes in former Yugoslavia and was the mastermind of the death of multiple celebrities, including but not limited to John F. Kennedy

by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

Ashley from Iceland

Ashley only lets little children into her shop, like Ross Swenny. she gives you cheap, cheap deals on Pepsi Max. she will slide tackle you if you try to get into her shop without her permission and she'll put it in your bum.
but she won't open a fucking NEW TILL!!!!

Ashley from Iceland is Ross Swenny's sugar mummy

by Arran Rice August 1, 2018

stand from under

Originally an instruction in the British fire service warning firefighters at ground level that something was about to be dropped from above.This term is still in use on the incident ground.
It has evolved to mean someone who refuses to take responsibility when something has gone wrong.

George Osborne did a stand from under after he fucked up the British economy

by Steady Eddie June 9, 2016

blast from the mast

when you are compulsively masterbating and you have a flashback from your childhood

Mom, i realized i miss you after my blast from the mast.

by Peencap O'Condom October 13, 2006

gift from god

Free will. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this. It is arguably one of our greatest gifts.

I am writing something using my own terminology (words).
This is an example of creative expression, which is one of the many (countless) forms that free will takes.
This is how I use my gift from god.

by Ice Burg July 10, 2006